STUPID AFFIRMATION #6

I always get out of bed when I wake up in the morning (instead of going back to sleep thinking it's too fucking early) and start my day realizing that if I didn't get enough sleep I can always take a nap later.

STUPID AFFIRMATION #5

My home office (aka WebWhore Headquarters) is always organized, tidy and reminiscent of the fantasy offices of my childhood that I imagined working in, busily typing away and efficiently performing delightfully grown-up tasks.

STUPID AFFIRMATION #4

I always take advantage of my freedom as a home professional by getting out of the house and enjoying the outdoors.

STUPID AFFIRMATION #3

I always get up the FIRST time I wake up from a nap, instead of going back to sleep.

STUPID AFFIRMATION #2

I always complete my tasks with focused efficiency and a sense of urgency, knowing that when I complete one thing, I am free to move onto completing another exciting task that I really really have been looking forward to doing. Really.

STUPID AFFIRMATION #1

I always wash my sex toys and put them away after I'm done playing with them.